### January * **Jan 1** – *Brimstone Winter II* kicks off with fireworks ASCII art; the main page timer is replaced by a spinning cob. * Jan 2 – A bored anon writes an auto‑reply userscript that posts a random “GEM” whenever someone types “first.” Chaos ensues. * Jan 3 – /gem/ is briefly opened to the public before staff remember why they locked it last year. * Jan 4 – Printer Raid IV: four campus printers begin spewing out soyjaks in color until campus IT pulls the plug. * Jan 5 – Quote quietly pushes a new markdown editor; nobody notices until an exploit thread appears. * Jan 6 – A haunted .gif of a mascot blinking out of sync spreads through /soy/ threads. * Jan 7 – The **“Mystery Mod”** appears in /q/ with a single sticky that just says “Soon™.” * Jan 8 – Site search breaks; everyone pretends it never worked anyway. * Jan 9 – Cobson steals the 6 666 666 GET on /int/ with “nice.” * Jan 10 – **Board Advent Redux (Jan 10 – Jan 12)** * Jan 10 – Admins announce that half the smaller boards will battle in a popularity poll. * Jan 11 – Vote manipulation allegations fly; live PPH doubles. * Jan 12 – Surprise twist: none of the boards are deleted, but each loser must adopt a randomly generated stylesheet for a week. * Jan 13 – Soyworld Classic server hits record player count after an influencer streams it. * Jan 14 – A user’s “I will draw whatever rolls 00” thread leads to 87 badly‑drawn cob variants. * Jan 15 – A newly coded name‑roll displays kanji; nobody can read it but everyone wants one. * Jan 16 – /raid/ doxes a scam crypto Discord; refunds actually get issued. * Jan 17 – Someone notices the favicon has been upside‑down since Jan 3. * Jan 18 – **The Lost Media Hunt (Jan 18 – Jan 24)** begins with a thread about a missing 2021 soyjam. * Jan 19 – /caca/ discovers a bug that lets you embed OGGs; staff patches it in an hour. * Jan 20 – A “post your desktop” thread is 90 % Linux screenshots and one lonely Windows XP VM. * Jan 21 – Printer Raid V is foiled when the printers are already offline for maintenance. * Jan 22 – **Lost Media Hunt**, Day 5: a beta ISO is found on archive.org, victory is declared, new hunt proposed. * Jan 23 – A wiki admin enables “cloaks,” letting editors mask their IP‑hashes with jokey labels. * Jan 24 – A parody “Soytan plush pre‑order” goes viral; two users actually sew prototypes. * Jan 25 – /tech/ tries to port jschan to PalmOS for fun. * Jan 26 – A 400‑reply debate erupts over whether “fartjak” belongs on the booru. * Jan 27 – First **Site Performance Arc (Jan 27 – Feb 2)** outage begins: 502 Bad Gateway for ten minutes, panic for ninety. * Jan 28 – Emergency /irc/ thread created to coordinate while site is wobbly. * Jan 29 – Quote posts hourly status updates; users quote them forever. * Jan 30 – CDN hiccup replaces all thumbnails with Cobson’s grin for three hours. * Jan 31 – Outage arc ends; celebratory cytube streams “Soyjak Survivors” marathon. ### February * Feb 1 – **Mediator Applications Week** opens; form includes a math captcha nobody can solve. * Feb 2 – A soyteen finds a 2009 Facebook group full of vintage wojaks; nostalgia threads follow. * Feb 3 – New poll decides that “slopjaks” are now officially NSFW. * Feb 4 – /bp/ and /soy/ jointly wipe /dem/ as jannies sleep; log hits 5 k PPH. * Feb 5 – The President of Argentina posts a dancing cob on X; thread archived for posterity. * Feb 6 – **Ackbox Raid VII** reaches 1 000 replies, a new record. * Feb 7 – Someone fakes a /qa/ reopening; one anon deletes his C:\ drive in despair. * Feb 8 – Screenshots of the “ChibiReviews wiki vandalism” trend on Twitter‑likes. * Feb 9 – Whiteboard Fox Raid again; streamers are baited with ASCII anime instead of gore this time. * Feb 10 – Printer Raid VI finally achieves duplex printing; double the soy. * Feb 11 – A flag tag on the booru hits 10 000 posts; celebratory collage posted. * Feb 12 – **The Font Arc (Feb 12 – Feb 14)** * Feb 12 – A user assembles an entire font out of troonjaks. * Feb 13 – Site‑wide font is briefly swapped as a prank; readability drops to zero. * Feb 14 – Mods revert font but keep a valentine heart cursor for the day. * Feb 15 – 10 000 000th post lands on /soy/ with “do this.” Furries temporarily banned on /nate/. * Feb 16 – /bp/ reaches 50 000 posts, then is temporarily hidden “for repairs.” * Feb 17 – A new indie animation “Terrible Mouse” is declared SNCA; threads locked. * Feb 18 – Rule test: “threads without a soy in OP” auto‑move to /offsite/. Lasts 6 hours. * Feb 19 – Poll crowns the Soyjak Wiki logo “best in sphere.” * Feb 20 – A redditor soyteen is outed for posting in DIY‑HRT subs; thread archived. * Feb 21 – BadlandsChugs drinks Sproke on camera; sponsorship confirmed. * Feb 22 – /dem/ first‑round election begins; no candidate understands the rules. * Feb 23 – Rumor of a Soot interview surfaces; hype thread started. * Feb 24 – Von Stroheim wins /dem/ presidency; promises new board A/B testing. * Feb 25 – NAS rules folded into /soy/ guidelines; mild celebration. * Feb 26 – The Shiwi briefly shuts down; “We will return” banner appears. * Feb 27 – Attempt to steal /jp/ 49 000 000 GET fails by one post. * Feb 28 – SPVA resurfaces; uploads cryptic video with no jumpscares. * Feb 29 – Leap‑Day “bonus GET” results in two winners and endless argument. ### March * **Mar 1 – Mar 7: Operation VNC Madness** * Mar 1 – VNC thread tries to print cobson.png at water plants; one teen gets a knock from glowies. * Mar 2 – A Frisian dad receives eight unsolicited pizzas. He is confused but amused. * Mar 3 – Second VNC wave targets public libraries, displays ASCII goats. * Mar 4 – 9a0c leaks criticism threads to /q/; analysis posts explode. * Mar 5 – The ‘cuck imageboard goes down; migrants flood in, praising /qa/ nostalgia. * Mar 6 – Interview with Froot scheduled; hype builds. * Mar 7 – Raid Quora with Markiplier memes; attorney Manny Horowitz discovers the site and leaks salt. * Mar 8 – International Women’s Day: misogyny rule enforced; /fe/ raid held “for equality.” * Mar 9 – Telegraph replies dated 1889 discovered; historians debate authenticity. * Mar 10 – Successful interview with Froot; highlights uploaded to cytube. * Mar 11 – Poll ends Direct Democracy Week early; staff sigh in relief. * Mar 12 – Counting thread finally reaches 10 without derail. Celebratory gif posted. * Mar 13 – Attempt to steal /biz/ 60 000 000 GET ends in WMAF victory; board laughs. * Mar 14 – Catalog wipe on /soy/ and /qa/ after bug; backups restored quickly. * Mar 15 – Swedish teen visited by local police, forced to explain “soyjak” to parents. * Mar 16 – Servers hiccup; irc.soyjak offline for an hour; rumor Froot spilled coffee again. * Mar 17 – 1‑hour ban on images without quote arrows at 4:44 pm CDT: everyone posts text memes. * Mar 18 – **Dot vs Timer War (Mar 18 – Mar 20)** begins when the UI element disappears. * Mar 19 – /soy/ locked briefly; dot returns but now animates. * Mar 20 – Pedo couple dox complete; authorities notified, thread archived, dot wins. * Mar 21 – **Kuz‑Era Five‑Board Plan** reinstated; mixed reactions, some nostalgia. * Mar 22 – Server downtime 30 min; everyone worries “he is coming.” * Mar 23 – Teen’s girlfriend threatens break‑up over site addiction; support thread forms. * Mar 24 – IRL Spadeson clip surfaces; board debates authenticity. * Mar 25 – Froot vs DOLL spam war fills catalog; jannies dual‑wield banhammers. * Mar 26 – Nintendo Direct sticky; hype overshadowed by raid on ytdraws.win. * Mar 27 – More spam wars; Kiwi Farms banned in UK becomes meme. * Mar 28 – **/dem/ April Election Pre‑Game** sticky appears; dinosaur drama erupts. * Mar 29 – Lee Goldson returns; promises ponies will “bleed out” again if thread hits 5 k. * Mar 30 – Trio of teens raid fujochan; entire board locks down. * Mar 31 – Rootists, Frootists, Dollists cattywipe /soy/ into oblivion; cleanup takes hours. ### April * Apr 1 – **April Fools! Second Shrek‑Minion War** replaces all posts with ogres and yellow blobs for 12 hrs. * Apr 2 – Fake Kuz Q\&A; reveals nothing, big laughs. * Apr 3 – Thread limits lifted; /qa/ overtakes /pol/ PPH for half a day. * Apr 4 – Soyjak.blog listed for sale; rumors swirl. * Apr 5 – /dem/ round 1 ends; Gold endorses Soob. * Apr 6 – /soy/ explodes over Terrible Mouse spam; autothrottle added. * Apr 7 – JS Paint added; deform‑your‑jak trend begins. * Apr 8 – Winraid on ytdraws wins; troons report site as phishing, browser warning appears. * Apr 9 – Naval Warfare roleplay event on /soy/, complete with image macros. * Apr 10 – Steal DNB site 111 111 GET avoiding explicit content by one post. * Apr 11‑12 – *Quiet weekend; absolutely nothing happens.* * Apr 13 – Evil versions of users invade, leading to good‑vs‑evil quoting until mods merge threads. * Apr 14 – Soyspring organizers revealed as secretly furfags; massive back‑pedal. * Apr 15 – **Great Cuckset Fallout**: mainstream news writes clickbait articles; /tech/ rushes to archive. * Apr 16 – Five refugee boards (/g/, /v/, /tech/, /tv/, /fit/) added; site breaks 4 500 PPH. * Apr 17 – XQC name‑drops Soyjak Party on stream; influx of clueless normies. * Apr 18 – /biz/ and /k/ added; detectives scour FBI site for clues in images. * Apr 19 – Mustard banner contest ends; winning banner just says “Post.” * Apr 20 – Catalog flood with Necrobumps and LeBron gifs on Hitler’s birthday; mods tired. * Apr 21 – Bot wipes /nate/ with “never goon” images; thread counts surpass /soy/. * Apr 22 – Miladychan raid ends with staff jokingly adding “/milady/” to top bar for one hour. * Apr 23 – AncientGOD reveals he created both Chudjak and Markiplier Soyjak; AMA thread. * Apr 24 – Schlog down for maintenance; speculation thread runs 600 replies. * Apr 25 – 4chan returns after days offline; /qa/ is gone; retaliation raid planned. * Apr 26 – Schlog returns under new owner “telnet”; domain migrated. * Apr 27 – /grox/ added; debate over purpose continues. * Apr 28 – Iberian blackouts blamed (jokingly) on VNC teens; OP claims victory. * Apr 29 – Cobson appears in a French indie game’s files; dev laughs it off. * Apr 30 – Real foid shows paper Nate cut‑outs on /soy/; wholesome replies dominate. ### May * **May 1 – May 9: The Dox & Drama Sprint** * May 1 – Brazillian Roblox dev doxed for inappropriate maps; Roblox threads locked soon after. * May 2 – Souldrivenlove finally identified; multiple Discords raided. * May 3 – NAS allowed on the booru; some cheer, some grimace. * May 4 – Cobson sighted in France, holding a baguette; meme born. * May 5 – VNC plan to prank Russia/Ukraine on Victory Day is swiftly vetoed. * May 6 – 11 000 000 GET lands on /soy/ as random raisin post; shrug. * May 7 – Froot appears in bait thread, outs OP as Israeli; laughter ensues. * May 8 – Midnight brimstone spam floods /soy/ with BBC & AI images; jannies scrub for hours. * May 9 – Israel temporarily range‑banned after IP leak; unbanned 24 hr later. * May 10 – Joker image spam trend; quickly old. * May 11 – Updated Vaush dox posted, thread locked fast. * May 12 – Tiny textboard splinter launched, instantly spammed with 8 k nonsense posts. * May 13 – NuGET thread on /soy/ with better formatting; universally praised. * May 14 – Encyclopedia Dramatica admin identities leaked; legal threats start. * May 15 – Grok AI trolling on Twitter continues; artist meltdown archived. * May 16 – Pennsylvanian poster fakes synagogue attack plan; /pol/ bites, authorities unimpressed. * May 17 – Minecraft server banning Skibidi discovered; raid televised via Twitch clip. * May 18 – Alicia roll thread decides day’s raid target: r/powerscaling loses 2 k karma. * May 19 – Archive login wall appears; mirror threads pop up. * May 20 – Riot over “too many coal images” floods catalog with ketchup memes. * May 21 – /raid/ relisted; /mtv/ demoted; Heyuri raid begins. * May 22 – Petition to “end transphobia” ironically signed by 300 teens, posted to Gov UK site. * May 23 – Meds‑off thread logs schizo episode in real time; becomes cautionary sticky. * May 24 – Wiki gets stylish wallpaper; some miss plain look. * May 25 – Lolcow /m/ 500 000 GET attempt fails; still funny. * May 26 – Bolivian TV hacked to show soyjaks for 20 seconds; local news bemused. * May 27 – /soy/ + /caca/ raid /b/ and steal 12 345 GET; screenshots framed. * May 28 – Glibblezorpson nameroll appears, confuses newfags. * May 29 – Animation of Soytan “being defeated” uploaded to YouTube, dislikes hidden. * May 30 – r/iamatotalpieceofshit finds Charlotte memorial soyjak gem, outrage farmed. * May 31 – Contest for Swedish wiki logo begins; June hype threads start. ### June * **June 1: Pride Month Event** – Theme and favicon rainbow‑ified; memeflags enabled; “HIV tag” game spreads, quickly patched. /lgbt/ board added and hits 2 k GET in same thread. * June 2 – /nate/ unlocked; GCP dot returns to UI. Cookie spoof lets users peek at /gem/, patched after 2 hrs. * June 3 – Fake Quote bans real Quote in meta prank; resolved, laughed off. * June 4 – Operation Deltarape sticky starts; fan‑game translations begin. * June 5 – ARG (ARyan Game) planning thread starts; mods approve “no gore.” * June 6 – Cobson 4‑year birthday celebration sticky with fanart collage. * June 7 – Xitter troon shows toddler explicit drawings; French user reports to authorities. * June 8 – JS user sidebar temporarily removed; everyone wonders how to hide sage spam. * June 9 – Teens discover exploit to post on /j/; 20 000 GET stolen with “oops.” * June 10 – Retro Cobson from 2019 found on Imgur, shared widely. * June 11 – GiantessElsie asks mods to nuke her dox thread; Quote instead hides her email in plain sight. * June 12 – Japanese image‑distort site leads to wave of cursed soyjaks. * June 13 – Smash‑or‑Pass AI rejects half of soyjaks; self‑esteem threads appear. * June 14 – Large GeoGuessr dox of cuck couple in progress; incredible sleuthing. * June 15 – HagenToons cuck animation artist doxx begins; GeoGuessr again. * June 16 – Dogman VNC comic posted; 11 700 000 GET hits same day. * June 17 – Soyvil War over DNB vs banned content rages; Boot bans zellig and gore. * June 18 – Inked Link creator thanks wiki; wholesome. * June 19 – Frogs wipe catalog; ice‑berg‑chart thread sticky surpasses 1 000 posts. * June 20 – Raid of Diggon’s stream forces chat to slow‑only. * June 21 – Neocities raids anger art‑bloggers; onion café owner writes rant. * June 22 – Minus8 stream spammed with dox; mods scramble. * June 23 – Starlink launches in Lesotho; memes about satellite cob lights. * June 24 – Furfag tries to weaponize raids, ends up doxed; Roblox banned topic hammered. * June 25 – Board title temporarily changed to “Söyjäks”; umlaut memes everywhere. * June 26 – Mod 6 appears, says hi, disappears. * June 27 – Mustard Q\&A: answers only questions that end in “?”; half the posts ignored. * June 28 – Top bar gains seven joke boards; site down an hour; recruitment sticky appears then vanishes. * June 29 – Dox of indie dev Matthew Velasquez; pizza arrives soon after. * June 30 – Hidden gelato brand discovered using soyjak logo; taste‑test thread starts. ### July * Jul 1 – Soot allegedly blogging on obscure imageboard; detective team forms. * Jul 2 – Cobson steals /tg/ 96 000 000 GET with critical success. * Jul 3 – Giggly Goonclown returns; raid thread meets resistance from newfags. * Jul 4 – Independence Day stylesheet forces Amerimutt nameroll for all; EU users grumble. * Jul 5 – Account hack posts CP links on booru; auto‑moderation deletes instantly, account banned. * Jul 6 – IRL “soyjak smile” photograph of a tourist in Ohio spotted; meme born. * Jul 7 – **Summer Server Melt (Jul 7 – Jul 13)** – heatwave in datacenter causes rolling restarts. * Jul 8 – Uptime graph meme posted; everyone blames Quote. * Jul 9 – Temporary static front page shows only “brb sweating.” * Jul 10 – Staff moves images to cold storage; thumbnails missing. * Jul 11 – Anon writes userscript to restore missing thumbs with ASCII; hilarious. * Jul 12 – Servers stabilized with emergency AC; celebration cytube stream. * Jul 13 – Postmortem reveals root cause: clogged vent full of dust and stickers. * Jul 14 – Artist draws “cooled‑off server” anime girl; some call waifu of the year. * Jul 15 – Printer Raid VII prints the AC girl at a public library. * Jul 16 – /qc/ contest for best non‑sequitur copypasta; winner is “I microwaved my gem pass.” * Jul 17 – Whiteboard Fox Raid using only left‑hand drawings; surprisingly good art. * Jul 18 – Quote opens suggestion box; closes after 400 posts in 30 min. * Jul 19 – Wiki reaches 100 000 edits; skin changes to dark mode for one day. * Jul 20 – /fit/ thread organizes soy‑plank challenge; some surprisingly buff anons. * Jul 21 – “Tell my boss I’m sick” copypasta duel gets 1 200 replies. * Jul 22 – Someone finds Cobson cameo in indie roguelike; dev joins thread. * Jul 23 – **Expo Arc (Jul 23 – Jul 26)** – first virtual “Soy‑Expo” held on cytube + minecraft map. * Jul 24 – Panel on “Speed‑running printer raids” draws 300 viewers. * Jul 25 – Indie concert in Soyworld lag‑crashes server; highlight reel uploaded. * Jul 26 – Expo closes with fireworks, worst lag of year, everyone happy. * Jul 27 – Mystery Mod returns, says “Soon²,” vanishes. * Jul 28 – /biz/ meme‑stock #SOY spikes on Twitter; obviously fake. * Jul 29 – Copypasta of dev interview with ChatGPT surfaces; meta jokes. * Jul 30 – Teens make “real life cado” clay figures; photos posted. * Jul 31 – Monthly power‑rank: Cobson still #1 variant. ### August * Aug 1 – **Artfight Invasion (Aug 1 – Aug 7)** – users join Artfight drawing low‑effort jaks. * Aug 2 – Organizers threaten bans; /raid/ cheers. * Aug 3 – A soyjak wins “most cursed drawing” badge. * Aug 4 – 4chan thread about it melts down; archives enjoyed. * Aug 5 – Artfight admin calls it “moderately disruptive but creative.” * Aug 6 – Final stats posted; thousands of gems created. * Aug 7 – Victory banner on /raid/. * Aug 8 – Board game night on cytube includes homebrew Soyopoly; free parking is /offsite/. * Aug 9 – Staff accidentally remove spoiler tags; half the catalog blinded. * Aug 10 – Printer Raid VIII prints spoiler images; librarians unimpressed. * Aug 11 – **The Great Spoiler Debate** thread hits 2 k replies; solution is invert colors. * Aug 12 – New booru theme “neo‑futaba” splits users 50/50. * Aug 13 – /tech/ releases PalmOS port alpha; actually boots. * Aug 14 – Anon rewrites soy script in Rust; nobody can compile. * Aug 15 – Cobson’s face appears in real‑life graffiti in Berlin; photo verified. * Aug 16 – First annual “Healthy Posting Day”: everyone must compliment previous poster. * Aug 17 – Compliments devolve into copypasta battle; still counts. * Aug 18 – **Mystery Mod Revealed** – it’s Boot, back from hiatus, promotes chill vibes. * Aug 19 – IRC karaoke night ends in 40‑line rap about cobs. * Aug 20 – New rule: “No gore in thumbnails”; widely applauded. * Aug 21 – **Pocket‑Soy App beta** released; instantly DMCA’d by Apple emoji team. * Aug 22 – /pol/ makes conspiracy that soyjaks stole their GETs; laughed off. * Aug 23 – User charts all 2025 GET thefts; infographic posted. * Aug 24 – Deltarune fangame patch adds soyjaks; TobyFox hasn’t noticed (yet). * Aug 25 – /v/ speed‑runs Soycraft Ender Dragon; record 12 min. * Aug 26 – Staff opens /autosage/ for venting; fills in hour, deleted next day. * Aug 27 – Printer Raid IX aims at smart fridge; fails hilariously. * Aug 28 – ASCII art contest winners announced; 1st place is rotating cob. * Aug 29 – **Late‑Summer Lull**: site oddly calm; thread created just to note calm. * Aug 30 – “Calm thread” hits bump‑limit, ironically. * Aug 31 – Monthly stats: uptime 99.4 %, posts 1.2 M, average civility 3 %. ### September * Sep 1 – **Back‑to‑School Raid Season (Sep 1 – Sep 14)** begins with college whiteboards. * Sep 2 – Student prints 100 soyjaks via dorm vendor; RA confiscates. * Sep 3 – Lecturer accidentally shows soyjak meme in slide; video shared. * Sep 4 – School IT blocks soyjak.party; VPN guide sticky appears. * Sep 5 – /caca/ launches “Operation Chalkboard”; chalk jaks appear on campuses. * Sep 6 – Local news piece covers chalk memes; calls them “quirky.” * Sep 7 – Teacher discovers chalkjak, laughs, posts photo to Reddit; exposure grows. * Sep 8 – Some schools ban sidewalk chalk; thread celebrates. * Sep 9 – Teens design soyjak temporary tattoos; Etsy shop opens. * Sep 10 – Expo mod releases education pack with safe jaks. * Sep 11 – Moment of silence thread; respectful. * Sep 12 – Surprise mini‑event “Print a Cob for Peace” encourages positivity. * Sep 13 – Positivity thread devolves into wholesome memes for a day. * Sep 14 – Raid season officially ends; chalk washed away by rain. * Sep 15 – Mystery “— “ characters show in UI; bug fixed. * Sep 16 – /fit/ launches “No‑Slop September” diet; dozens join. * Sep 17 – Slop temptation thread ironically highest PPH. * Sep 18 – **Gem Pass Raffle** awards three new passes; winners gloat. * Sep 19 – Printer Raid X tries 3‑D printers; plastic cob fails to stick. * Sep 20 – “Explain soyjak to your grandma” challenge; best story wins. * Sep 21 – Grandma stories booklet PDF compiled. * Sep 22 – /craft/ server resets; new map with giant cob statue. * Sep 23 – Equinox theme shifts site to autumn colors; cozy vibes. * Sep 24 – Wiki surpasses 10 000 pages; editors celebrate with new CSS. * Sep 25 – **Case of the Missing Mod**: staff account logs out mid‑ban; turns out power outage. * Sep 26 – Someone ports soyfont to Minecraft resource pack; cursed texts everywhere. * Sep 27 – TTS voice reads random booru comments on cytube; hilarious, cursed. * Sep 28 – **Britbong GET Heist**: UK user steals /ck/ 42 000 000 GET with “beans.” * Sep 29 – Beans become day’s meme; every thread includes can of beans. * Sep 30 – Monthly wrap‑up infographic: beans #1 meme of September. ### October * Oct 1 – **Spooktober kicks off**: orange stylesheet, pumpkin cob favicon. * Oct 2 – Printer Raid XI prints “cob‑o‑lanterns” at local makerspaces. * Oct 3 – “Post your costume idea” thread; half‑baked but fun. * Oct 4 – IRL meetup photo shows three anonymous teens wearing cob masks at convention. * Oct 5 – Mod enables skeleton‑emoji replacement for “dead” replies. * Oct 6 – Someone writes creepypasta about haunted soy font; gets dramatic reading. * Oct 7 – /x/ crossover thread debates soyjaks in liminal spaces. * Oct 8 – Booru adds “spooky” tag; floods with bats & pumpkins. * Oct 9 – **Skeleton War Arc (Oct 9 – Oct 15)** * Oct 9 – Two users role‑play skeleton army attacking cobs. * Oct 10 – Bones vs Cobs alignment chart made. * Oct 11 – Printer Raid XII prints skeleton flyers. * Oct 12 – /raid/ organizes rust server skeleton vs cob event. * Oct 13 – Bones win; celebration gif posted. * Oct 14 – Mods award “BONEd” badge to participants. * Oct 15 – Arc ends; everyone tired of bones. * Oct 16 – Wiki dark theme toggled; some love, some hate. * Oct 17 – Mystery Mod posts “Soon³,” still cryptic. * Oct 18 – /v/ Halloween game jam announced: make soy horror game in two weeks. * Oct 19 – Printer Raid XIII targets grocery store label printers; produce sticks. * Oct 20 – Jschan update breaks quick‑reply; patches within hour. * Oct 21 – **Jam Showcase (Oct 21 – Oct 28)** threads review spooky soy games. * Oct 22 – Winning game “Cobhouse” scares streamer into screaming. * Oct 23 – Mods create /spooky/ temporary board; pumpkins everywhere. * Oct 24 – Cobson plush pre‑orders finally ship; photos posted. * Oct 25 – Staff tease “New Year event bigger than bones.” * Oct 26 – /fit/ pumpkin‑carving contest; best entry carved with dumbbells. * Oct 27 – “Explain soyjak in five words” challenge; witty results. * Oct 28 – Jam winners announced; badges awarded. * Oct 29 – Site uptime record of 100 % for October so far. * Oct 30 – 4chan rumor: soyjaks causing analytics spike; laugh thread. * Oct 31 – **Halloween Event**: every image auto‑negative; new post sound “boo.” After midnight, all back. ### November * Nov 1 – **NaNoWriJak Month** begins—write 50 k‑word copypasta; few try. * Nov 2 – Printer Raid XIV prints NaNoWriJak cover art at office store. * Nov 3 – Staff reveal secret “/nano/” board for writers. * Nov 4 – Read‑through thread of 2023’s worst fanfic; cringe but fun. * Nov 5 – Guy Fawkes mask replaces dot for the day. * Nov 6 – Mystery Mod posts “Soon^4”; people give up guessing. * Nov 7 – Mobile CSS overhaul reduces data usage; applause. * Nov 8 – Capture‑the‑flag CTF challenge launched; winners get gem passes. * Nov 9 – /biz/ tries soy coin again; quickly worthless. * Nov 10 – Printer Raid XV prints soy coins on gold foil labels; stuck on vending machines. * Nov 11 – Veteran’s Day respect thread; sincere, no trolling allowed. * Nov 12 – **Archive Winterization (Nov 12 – Nov 18)**: staff migrate 2021 images to cold storage. * Nov 13 – Broken thumbnails whining thread; patch script shared. * Nov 14 – Stats show 5 TB saved; site faster. * Nov 15 – Cold storage accidentally serves image from 2038; time travel joke. * Nov 16 – Migration done; celebratory uptime chart. * Nov 17 – New badge “Time Traveler” for early users. * Nov 18 – Arc ends; everything normal. * Nov 19 – Wiki admins release style guide v2; editors rejoice. * Nov 20 – /qa/ thread counts all Meta posts; huge dataset posted. * Nov 21 – “Draw your soyjak as Pokémon” contest kicks off. * Nov 22 – Thanksgiving prep thread: cob recipes shared. * Nov 23 – Printer Raid XVI prints soy turkeys on school flyers. * Nov 24 – **Turkey Day Event**: all timestamps shown in “gravy” font. * Nov 25 – Black Friday thread posts best sticker deals. * Nov 26 – Site briefly shows 1990s‑style CGI banner; nostalgia. * Nov 27 – Cursed 3D Cob renders appear on booru; some nightmares. * Nov 28 – “Post your tree” thread; early decorators flex. * Nov 29 – Mystery Mod finally revealed: it was Quote alt account trolling. * Nov 30 – Users shrug, move on; monthly wrap‑up posted. ### December * **Dec 1 – Dec 25: Advent of Cobs** * Dec 1 – Advent calendar page opens with daily cob chocolate pixel art. * Dec 2 – Printer Raid XVII prints day‑2 chocolate overlay; mall security confused. * Dec 3 – Staff open /santa/ board for secret‑santa sign‑up. * Dec 4 – Cob‑themed ornament exchange thread begins. * Dec 5 – Wiki article “History of Printer Raids” hits featured. * Dec 6 – Calendar door reveals animated snow cob; users yay. * Dec 7 – Charity drive: donate to food bank, get badge. * Dec 8 – Site adds gentle snowfall effect; FPS drops on IE6 meme. * Dec 9 – Cobson carol “Sneeding Around the Tree” released. * Dec 10 – Secret‑santa assignments emailed; excitement. * Dec 11 – One santa accidentally doxes self; laughs, no harm. * Dec 12 – Printer Raid XVIII prints wish lists for random kids. * Dec 13 – Staff stream Home Alone with soy commentary. * Dec 14 – Advent calendar glitch shows day 25 early; quickly fixed. * Dec 15 – Winter contest: knit a cob scarf; winner gets custom nameroll. * Dec 16 – **Snow Crash (mini‑arc)**: heavy traffic + snowfall effect crashes site 15 min. * Dec 17 – Patch deployed; effect throttled. * Dec 18 – Staff teases “New Year’s Brimstone.” * Dec 19 – Cob emoji pack for Discord released; normies use it. * Dec 20 – Charity badge milestone reached; warm fuzzies. * Dec 21 – Longest Night cytube marathon of bad Xmas movies. * Dec 22 – Printer Raid XIX prints cob gift tags in supermarkets. * Dec 23 – Advent door is pixel art “Soytan in stocking”; moderate seethe. * Dec 24 – Site playlists Christmas lo‑fi; optional mute button added. * Dec 25 – Final Advent door: high‑res cob snowglobe; /santa/ reveals gifts; wholesome day. * Dec 26 – Boxing Day “Clear Your Downloads” reminder thread. * Dec 27 – Year‑end stats infographic: 14 M posts, 97 % uptime, 19 printer raids. * Dec 28 – **Prediction Thread 2026** opened; wild speculation. * Dec 29 – Staff hint at new board for January; debate ensues. * Dec 30 – “Best of Booru 2025” montage posted; top gem voted “Cooled‑Off Server‑chan.” * Dec 31 – **Brimstone Winter 2026 countdown begins**; site switches to dark‑red theme at midnight, confetti ASCII rains down, and everyone shouts “Sneed Year!”